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Would you rather have one huge nostril or 3 little ones?
Huge One
3 Little Ones
Would you rather have atrocious vegetable B.O. or offensively bad breath?
B.O.
Bad Breath
Would you rather be a 16 year old kid with a rapidly receding hairline or a hairline 1 inch above you eyebrows?
Fast Receding
Really low hairline
Would you rather live in a mansion in Modesto, California or a one bedroom apartment in L.A.?
Modesto Mansion
Dinky L.A. Apartment
Would you rather be blind or not exist at all?
Blind
Not exist
Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
Freeze
Burn
Would you rather piss in your shorts or crap in your shorts.(Assuming everyone can see piss coming down your leg or smell the crap)
Piss in shorts
Crap in pants
Would you rather be the smartest man on earth living on welfare, or one of the richest men in the world but basically retarded?
Smartest welfare recipient
Retarded Billionaire
Would you rather be a murderer or have a close friend murdered and be framed for murder?
Murdered
Framed for friend
Would you rather have a very respectable, high paying job which you don't enjoy or a "cool", but below average paying job that you do enjoy?
Money, Respect, and Un-Happiness
Some money, a little respect, and a lot of fun
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