Hello, I'm Woody and with me as always is my black lady friend here is Zoe, and we're the proud labrador retrievers of 320 Palmetto Drive.

If you're from the neighborhood, you probably already know us. We work around the clock to monitor the safety of all swimming pools. If you have a pool, we will be there to make sure that the chlorine level is low enough for us to drink and we'll double check to see that you don't leave any floating objects in the water that might clog up your filter.

Have any fancy wood moldings on the exterior of your house that you don't want? My friend Zoe here will be happy to come over and chew them up for you. My specialty is home lawn and gardening. I would be more than delighted to fertilize your lawn with my all natural lamb and rice meal dung and then dig up any weeds with my powerful, 4 leg, independent suspension plow system(cleanup extra).

Want to see us sit and stay? Just bring us some USDA choice meat cut into small pieces. And if you'd like to get our autographs, just come visit wearing any light colored clothing.

As you can see, both of us are fine looking animals and as soon as, you know who is ready, we'll be starting our puppy making factory outlet. Although both of us will hate to see our little ones go, our master knows that he can't keep all of us. So, if you're a qualified dog owner and are interested in owning America's # 1 dog, please fill out a request form to get on the waiting list when our products become available. We ship between 24-48 hours. Don't bother looking at any coupon sites. There's no discount on love.

I want a puppy!